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The Staggering Bullshit Of The Ex-Back Gurus
Discover 12 signs indicating you’re getting ex-back advice from a guru: a modern-day shoddy product peddler and con artist.
Ex-back gurus are essentially shoddy and overhyped product peddlers who exploit your — the potential customers’ — insecurities and heartbreak for profit. These people are sadly a recurring theme at the moment, and more of them keep popping up every day.
This article aims to help you tell the difference between a guru and someone who actually knows what they’re talking about and has your best interest in mind.
So here are 12 signs indicating that who you’re tuning into for ex-back advice is a guru. Think of them as red flags in dating — the more of them a person has, the higher the likelihood you should run away.
Sign #1: A person claims they have this “fountain of knowledge” for sale with secrets and insights you can’t find anywhere else. Bitch, it’s the internet. There are no secrets. You can find virtually anything you’d want for free with a quick Google search. There’s even ChatGPT now, dammit!
Sign #2: A person preaches how you have some exceptionally high chance of getting your ex back if you buy their product. Pretty big red flag here. I wrote about this…
